How do fall and winter say hello?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?