Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?