Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the politest month?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Can February March?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How do snowmen get information?