What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?