Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?