What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do fish use for glasses?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?