What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?