What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?