Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How is cat food sold?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?