What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?