Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What car always breaks the rules?
