Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do horses reside?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the dairy grumpy?