How does the sun listen to music?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a sad latte?