Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
A book just fell on my head.
How did the pirate call his mother?