Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why was the man stuck at the party?