Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?