Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is the wealthiest fish?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?