What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?