Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a forklift?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which plant has the best roar?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?