Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What fairy loves to count?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a sad latte?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call the king of vegetables?