What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the dog overweight?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?