Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do bees chew?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?