Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where do kittens go to school?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?