What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do you arrest a pig?