Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What does a panda ghost say?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do clowns go on vacation?