What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?