What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do nosey peppers do?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do snowmen get information?
How do fleas travel?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do cows always skip gym class?