Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
When should you start writing a book?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?