Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?