What do horses say to greet each other?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the frog starve?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?