What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is the color of the wind?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?