Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is a table you can eat?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?