Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a henway?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the foal cough?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the politest month?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?