What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What does winter fat turn into?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?