What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?