What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What fish sings the best?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?