What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is the coolest country?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?