What instrument did the door play in the band?
A key-tar.
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?