Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How much does freedom weigh?
How does a barber get to work?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?