How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What animal floats best?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?