Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?