How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What famous scientist will try anything?