How do billboards talk?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a cow's dream job?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which singer could always break a five?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?