What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the cat start laughing?