What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What makes music in your hair?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are trees always so positive?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What type of car do planets buy?