What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What animal has the most fun?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
