Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?