Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the mime upset?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?