What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?