What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which subject has two parts?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?