What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the barber win the race?