What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?