Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which animal will never go bald?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why was the cat so small?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?