What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What are the strongest days of the week?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?