What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the fish blush?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What are you studying in math?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?