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What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?