What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?