What did the wasp do when he got hot?
He took off his yellow jacket.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?