What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
When do cows get tired?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?