What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do fish use for glasses?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do ducks get after they eat?