Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where do books sleep?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?