What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What animal knows kung fu?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What condiment has wings?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of music do planets like?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?