Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which bug is related to you?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?