Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?