Why do sewers make terrible runners?
They always have a stitch in their side.
Which fly makes films?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is the emptiest holiday?