How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was the fish so smart?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do they call pastors in Germany?