What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where does breakfast live?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which state has the best streets?