Why did the goal post get angry?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the calf play in the school band?