Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do surfers go to school?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a peanut in space?