What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?