What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?