What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What condiment has wings?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?