What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the student eat their homework?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?