What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?