Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
What sound does a witch's car make?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?