Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do cows like to dance to?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?