Why do runners watch so much TV?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?