Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How are mountains able to see?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?