Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Because they have no spine.
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Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?