On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?