What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?