What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What type of car do planets buy?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do religious school children practice sports?