What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do cows always skip gym class?