What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a crate of ducks?