What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do cats wear to work?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?